75 Ways Socialism Has Improved, Saved, And Shaped America

By Big Corporation (7/5/11)

Socialism. There is nothing more feared and hated in America. The word alone sends shivers down the spine of the American people.

Those three syllables conger up images of Big Brother Government ruling over us all, telling us what to eat, wear, buy, and think. Our children in national uniform being indoctrinated with propaganda in government education camps that use to be schools, turning them into little slaves. While their parents work twelve hour shifts in the concentration camp that slaughters rich successful billionaires, as the poor and needy get a million dollars a month in welfare. A murderous government waging a war against freedom and liberty to gain complete control over everyone and everything.

You know, the way things were under that socialist Bill Clinton. And the way things are now under that socialist Barack Obama.

They imagine the USSR and how Democrats are turning America into it because our government will give money to poor people so they don’t starve to death. (Giving money to billion dollar corporations is NOT socialism somehow. You would be a communist and a hippie to think otherwise.)

This is scary stuff!

And it’s about to get scarier, because I have some terrifying news for you….

Socialism is alive and well in America and it has been here for a very long time!

Oh, that’s not all. it gets much worse! I hope you’re sitting down…

As it turns out, you love socialism and you use it everyday, and you may not even know it! It may have even saved your life. I know, this is bad…

Now relax and breathe. It’s going to be okay! We are going to get through this.

You see, we are still a capitalist nation. In America, you can still make a billion dollars, get a giant tax cut, and pay your employees barely enough to survive while you sail in your yacht to escape any guilt that might inconvenience you. So don’t freak out just yet!

The thing is, socialism is all over America and people actually like it. Even you… Yes you!

Well I hate to be the one to tell you, but Socialism, which you have been told to fear all your life, is responsible for all this…

1. The Military/Defense
2. Highways/Roads
3. Public Libraries
4. Police
5. Fire Dept.
6. Postal Service
7. Student Loans and Grants
8. Bridges
9. Garbage Collection
10. Public Landfills
11. War
12. Farm Subsidies
13. CIA
14. FBI
15. Congressional Health Care
16. Polio Vaccine
17. EPA
18. Social Security
19. Museums
20. Public Schools
21. Jail/Prison System
Corporate/Business Subsidies
23. Veteran’s (VA) Health Care
24. Public Parks
25. All Elected Government Officials
26. Food Stamps
27. Sewer System
28. Medicare
29. Court System
30. Bird Flu Vaccine
31. G.I. Bill
32. Hoover Dam
33. State/City Zoos
34. IRS
35. Free Lunch Program
The Pentagon
37. Medicaid
39. Health Care for 9/11 Rescue Workers
40. Swine Flu Vaccine
41. Disability Insurance (SSDI)
42. Town/State Run Beaches
43. Corporate Bailouts/Welfare
State Construction
45. Unemployment Insurance
46. City/Metro Buses
47. WIC
48.  State Snow Removal
49. PBS (Public Broadcasting Service)
50. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC)
51. Welfare
52. Public Street Lighting
53. FEMA
54. Public Defenders
55. S-CHIP
56. Amtrak
57. NPR
58. The Department of Homeland Security
59. OSHA
60. State and National Monuments
61. The United States Department of Agriculture (USDA)
62. Government Scholarships
63. Department of Health and Human Service
64. Census Bureau
65. Department of Energy
66. Customs and Border Protection
67. Department of Education
68. Secret Service
69. Peace Corps
70. Department of Justice
71. National Weather Service
72. The White House
73. Government
74. Law
75. Civilization

I don’t care who you are.

Rich or poor. Teaparty Republican or Liberal Socialist.

You benefit from at least one or more of these 75 American Government-Run, Taxpayer funded Socialist programs, agencies, and laws.

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